Dagens

Jag ska beställa tacos på hostel bistron:


Jag: "do you have it lactose free?" 


Man i baren: "We don't toast the tacos" 


Jag: "lactose free"


Man: "yes it's toast free" 




LOL! Och det fortsätter 




Jag: "do you have any caffeine free coffee?"


Han: "No we don't have any free coffee" 


Jag: "caffeine free!" 


Han: "Oh yes!"


Jag: "Can I get a lactose free coffee?"


Han: "we don't have lactose free milk, do you want skim milk?"


Jag: "sure..." 


*han går till kylen och kommer tillbaka*


Han: "We only got soy milk, is that okay?"


Jag: "Yeah, that's lactose free..." 


"I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener"

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